How did this even happen?

On Tinder - “He’s interesting enough.”

— Sarah

“She’s shorter in person. She’ll have to do.”

— Hermes

We don’t want to bore you with the details. We’re just two people who fell in-love with each other’s questionable personalities and discussed marriage like two mega corporations merging together to form an ultimate union of endless possibilties. 

And here we are…

We will be stuck together forever.